Funny stuff kids say

Stephen age 4
'Mom, today I was thinking, I don't want you to know best, I want to know best.'
(Ex. I often tell him I am your Mom and I know what's best for you. Jumping off the couch can hurt you.)

'Mom, there building a building.
That's funny, just like an orange is orange.

His Mothers Day Out teacher emailed me:
It was good to have Stephen back in class today. He had a really good day! We were going through the alphabet and when we got to "H', Stephen told me that his grandfather wears a hat like a farmer. He said he wasn't a real, real farmer but his barn had lots of stuff in it!